First I have to say that I never knew that hunky Vulcan vision of studliness that plays Sylar on Heroes and Frankenstein somehow had a lovechild…but we get to see this musclebound product of two cro-magnon skulls with a heroic hard-on of his own. I wouldn’t mind getting an up close and personal Vulcan nerve pinch from him…anyways, this is a movie about some fun-loving guys finding they have more in common than just their own physical development and how they can help each other grow.

These prime packages of meat show that there is no time or place that they won’t appreciate another well developed physique and that they enjoy savoring each other’s muscley forms from one end to another and also in and out of these ends. The youthful enthusiasm that these studs in Workin’ It Up bring to the screen translated well to enthusiasm for me as a viewer as my own love-muscle began workin’ it up.

I’m sure if they continue working out like this they will find that they have helped each other’s growth in their bodies and appreciations of them.

Three big twirling swishes for Workin’ It Up, and I hope to see another lean, mean muscley sequel soon.

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Last night I cozied up in my flannel jammies with a nice cup of hot cocoa and watched one of TV’s greatest old shows ‘Gentle Ben.’ For those of you who don’t know the show; Ben is a big Kodiak Grizzly bear…kinda like Lassie but not as much of a bitch. Well this inspired me to look through our archives for some hot bear action of a more satisfying nature.

I ended up with Sex and the Single Man which, while it did have some bear action, it really wasn’t beary good. Some of these ‘bears’ were so undersized that they could only have played Boo-Boo from Yogi Bear. I also felt let down cos I had pictured lots of sweaty hairy muscles merging against each other for some hot musky sex, but it was all very standard one-on-one scenery but on this count I can only blame myself, cos I should’ve known from the title.

Some of these sweet asses in profile while getting plowed are certain to make you shoot for the stars but Sex and the Single Man could have been a lot hotter and gets a semi-satisfied three swishes to the left.

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Big Reward is another Big Example of the fact that the French (especially the Canadian ones) are liars never to be trusted and horrible lovers regardless of the reputation that may precede them. With a title like Big Reward you would think that they were talking about something Big. Well honey if they were talking about length in any way…be it length of cock or length of movie then it’s just more French Canadian lies.

When I go into a restaurant and order myself something to eat and enjoy, the common denominator is that it is filled with meat and after I’m finished I’m filled with meat. This is the same formula for when I’m having sex and the desire to see some meat on my men (especially the part of them that matters most) endures in the choice of the porn I watch.

Maybe there are some men out there who enjoy playing with a swizzle stick in their mouth and sucking on a straw instead of slurping on salami…well according to Big Reward there definitely are because they are in this movie, unless these silly willies are what the French call big. No wonder their women are evidently such sluts that they seek attention from foreigners instead of their own men. I certainly wouldn’t want these dopey looking pale twinks in my bed either.

I highly recommend not watching this movie and finding one of the others I’ve reviewed with nice large cocks and beefy men like Incummin’ Fire. Nothing swishes or does anything for Big Reward.

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Honey…this is a movie that just like it’s title will leave you hungary. Not for those little Western European cocktail weenies either, I’m talking that deep down hunger you get for those big Oktoberfest sausages, and yes I know Hungary isn’t Germany, but rainbows of raunch cover the whole world, and mmm mmm I do love me some International cuisine.

I’ve never been to Eastern Europe but after having watched Hungarian Model Search I’m definitely calling my travel agent. Everyone really should realize already that these countries from over there are bound to have some of the sexiest leanest men full of charisma and cum because Hungary is near Transylvannia…where Dracula is from, and honey we all know how strong his sex appeal was, and everyone that met him was always trying to drive a stake deep into him.

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The youthful studs in this movie have the same sex appeal and cumbuckets of charisma that rivet your eyes on their sweaty bodies as they move against each other and with each other in scene after scene and a variety of settings. This includes one very hot, yet also tender, scene at the end between two lean muscled studs on a farm whiling away the hours together, and sharing their loneliness and solitude in a special and deep manly way.

Four big wave it in your face swishes for Hungarian Model Search.

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Mmmmm…three words for you honey, Gay Tor Ade. These twinkie boytoys show that Hostess isn’t the only one with cream-filled twinkies as they eagerly suck each other’s cocks using their spit-shines for lube and then hopping on for a ride.

I was a little disappointed from the title because when I read Man Juice I pictured getting to see more cans filled with cream soup than at the local supermarket (which also has the cutest twinkie little bagboy whom I one day hope to bag). Even though there were less fluids flowing than I assumed, those sweet tight asses getting spread open and those sweaty youthful lithe lean bodies glistening with sweat as they fucked was certainly enough to get my juices flowing.

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I do wish the lighting had been better, especially for some of those cum shots, but overall I certainly got my fill watching these yummy twinks get theirs filled and give Man Juice three swinging swishes to the left.

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Helloooo…can anyone say racial stereotyping…I knew you could and obviously so can the people who made these Size Does Matter movies. Don’t get me wrong honey, I love a good yummy chocolate stick to suck on and a muscular black stallion to ride as much as the next guy but couldn’t they find any well-hung white guys for this movie too ? I mean I know I’ve seen some and the eye at the end of my cock has loved watching the endowment of Jeff Palmer and some other alabaster Sex-Gods with their chiseled physiques, and in my opinion this kind of movie only reinforces stereotypes and makes average or under-hung mahogany men feel as though they are lacking.

Now that I’ve said my social piece, on with the show and my opinion of it…loved it!!

While these lean mean fuck machines only got to do one-on-one sex they still managed to make the most out of the lethal weapons they were packing…we’re talking intense fudge-packing action and some of the hungriest cock-sucking I have ever been lucky enough to see, and the first scene with the young white guy getting to service the well-hung muscular iron-thewed ebony titan made me salivate from both my mouth and my cock in anticipation of what was to come.

Size Does Matter 5 is something you can watch time and again and always get something out of it and something out of you.

Four big swishes around the world for Size Does Matter 5.

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Another sexy short by Macho Man in the form of the video, Tender Chickens. F’lamin Yon’s hunger is aroused (along with something else) by this erotic film.

The next scene starts innocently enough with a sexy hunk needing a ride home. This good Samaritan ends up making out with him in the elevator and carries it right into the bedroom. These two hunks are hungry for some tender meat and can barely contain their lust for each other. Scott, the blonde hottie, gives his lover a spirited rimming before they rub their bodies all over each other. That black text screen is back as it describes just how much Scott likes things in his ass. As it disappears, Scott gets several dildo’s up in his ass before both he and his lover cum, again prompted by a black text screen.

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The last scene opens up with a long-haired muscular hunk getting a drugged drink from a sexy dancer. F’lamin Yon does not approve of this as the dancer even says the hunk has a girl friend and doesn’t normally do guys! Not a good thing to do to someone just for sex! Despite all this, the sex is very good and the cum shot is fantastic. Next time the dancer should just try to win him over the old fashion way.

Tender Chickens makes F’lamin Yon anything but tender! Hot bodies and even hotter action make for a great film! Macho Man just needs to cut out the black text screens and the open use of a drug just to get someone to fuck him that they normally wouldn’t do. I know its porn but that’s not something to be advertised. Despite all this, F’lamin Yon used seven face towels thanks to the hot sex and loud lust-filled screams. To the bathroom for a wash up!! Muah!!!

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While F’lamin Yon knows there’s a beast inside all of us, Macho Man takes it one step further in