Oh Ricky you’re so fine…you’re so fine you blow my mind…hey Ricky!  Little Ricky in Ricky’s Revenge is quite the mindblowing and loadblowing little chocolate studsicle.  I’m not quite sure why they call it Ricky’s Revenge unless it’s just to be alliterate but even then they could have picked more accurate R words cos honey if this is what Ricky calls revenge I want to meet him and do something dastardly so that he wants to get revenge on me.  I guess this is what people mean when that say, “revenge sweet revenge.”

Ricky’s Revenge lacks anything really special or extreme to set itself apart from so many other movies but the sex is still sizzling hot and for such a little guy Ricky has certainly got a very large and lovely looking cock that everybody seems to enjoy and I certainly wouldn’t kick him out of my bed.  Whether it’s white boys he’s playing with and getting his cock sucked and ass fucked by or Hispanic hombres servicing him and his wonderstick he is certainly a couple cups of hot chocolate and his cock turns into an ebony fountain when he cums.  If you want some deep and simple porn for a quick splooge session then Ricky’s Revenge is a movie that wont disappoint and will certainly put some swish in your swosh.

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Now honey, even though a lot of churches have opened their minds enough to open their doors to us I’m still not really a church-goer, but I do like to sing the Hallelujah chorus at Christmas, especially the part where you go “Glooo-oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooria”…it always sends such a tingle up my spine cos it makes me think of Glory holes and our sexy savior Jesus spending time on his knees with his Apostles…I mean, trim that beard, put that long hair in a ponytail and that’s a savior I would savour.  Well this is a movie all about those glorious places called glory holes and the fun that some young dudes can get up to in such a place.

There is something primally exciting about a group of men together with sweat glistening on their muscles, grunting away and hearing that slap of skin on skin action…this is probably the same excitement that leads even straight men to go watching each other in professional sports.  While the glory hole action itself is super-hot, watching these guys gobble each other’s cocks with the same intensity that a man in the desert would go for water, the movie itself does not limit itself with just the gloryhole aspect but as advertised, also delivers gangbang after gangbang showing that not only are these glorious sluts anxious to have their mouth filled with cocks, but they also crave it in their asses just as much.  Glory Hole Gang Bang 2 was very exciting and kept me rock-hard with an intense enough orgasm that I recommend it to everyone, and I can’t wait to get to see more of this series.

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You know how sometimes a title can really mislead you and make you feel as though your expectations have just been totally betrayed and violated ?  Like when you meet some hunky looking guy online and he is all telling you about his 9 and a half inch cock yet when you meet him you realize that he had used some Canadian ruler or something weird like that and its really 9 and a half centimeters ?  (which is about 4 inches) and you just feel betrayed cos the package wasn’t as advertised….Well when I was a teen I experienced that kind of marketing violation of my mind for the first time.  I was a little buzzed…walking thru Seattle’s gay area and saw a Marquee Billboard saying that the theater was playing “Black Stallion” which of course made me picture some lean chocolatey muscley studs who are incredibly well hung fuck machines as I figure it would make anyone think who saw the title….turned out it was about an actual horse that ended up a racing horse and the relationship it had with some boy…I admit it was touching and made me cry but it wasn’t touching in the right ways and tears weren’t the fluid I wanted out of me.  Well Black N Large 2 is the movie that “Black Stallion” should have been.

If you like black guys and daydreaming about feasting on that dark meat like I do (and who wouldn’t except some rednecks and pick-up truck driving hicks who don’t appreciate the finer aspects of our lifestyle anyway) then Black N Large 2 is a definite must-see for you.  The photographer really knew his stuff and made the best use of light and white and colorful backdrops to really emphasize the ebony sheen and glistening sweat on the actor’s muscled onyx skins.  My only critique for Black N Large 2 is that especially in the last scene, it was obvious that these lean mean fuck machines were gangstas but to the best of my understanding, gangstas run as a gang…so where was the gangbang?  Hopefully the makers of this movie will remedy this problem in the next one they make, otherwise four big swishes of ivory on ebony cumstreamers.

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Honey, I’ve always had a thing for those hunky guys who sign-up and fight to defend our country, yes those sexy sassy military men who train hard, work hard and play hard are my kind of guy.  So when I found this title in the movie database I just had to pull it out and play with it a little.  The testosterone pumping through Caught In The Military 2 is in complete overload with tight muscled studs and well-defined hunks dominating the action, and I must say, I was in absolute heaven!  If you’re looking for the kind of physical discipline only the military can dish out, then look no further than this movie, it will rock your socks off well into the night.

Four scenes of sexual splendor tantalized my senses in every which way, from the uniforms themselves (there’s just something about the cut of a military uniform on a well-toned guy that sends my pulse racing and leaves me breathless and giddy) to the incredibly fabulous action these ‘Joe’s’ display in every single scene.  They’re all oral masters and work those cocks with their mouths like they’re devouring the most succulent fruit; tasting, licking, sucking and teasing with their masculine mouths wrapped solidly around every inch of these well-endowed shafts.   Mmmm the sex in Caught In the Military 2 was outrageously good, with one-on-one scenes as well as threesome scenes, and I’m telling you, the action never let up!  Even if you’re not into military guys like me, this film has all the hot steamy sex you want with big muscular guys like we all enjoy.  Five salutes and swishes to Caught In the Military 2.

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First off I have to say, I have never skateboarded…I am far too delicate and frankly I think if I fell and skinned my knees or hands I would just cry so hard I would start hyperventilating. I prefer my physical activities to take place in a bedroom or bathhouse. But I have seen enough skateboarding to know when someone is good and when someone sucks…thankfully our rainbow community has closet cases like Tony Hawk or this movie would convince people that just like white men can’t jump…gays can’t skateboard. Fortunately skateboarding isn’t the only thing they suck at, cos they are damn fine at sucking cock, so unless you’re watching this movie for the skateboarding (in which case honey, you have enough troubles as it is) you should get what you’re looking for.

My biggest problem was that either the camerawork was totally amateur or they were trying to copy that nauseating Hollywood fad of shaking the camera all over the place while filming…which I guess is okay if the hormones in the air had the cameraman shaking cos he was jacking his cock. But that wasn’t his excuse cos often it wasn’t even during sex scenes, so shame on him. But when you get down to it…and we all like getting down to it, the sex itself was fabulous and somehow each scene made me crave rushing to the store and getting some Hostess cream-filled Twinkies…I wonder why that would be. The youthfulness and lust really comes through regardless of that naughty cameramans atrocious work and streamers ribbons and swishes to Southern California Skate Boarders Film 4, now I’m off to get some cream-filled Twinkies and get that creamy filling all over my lips to lick it off.

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Summertime always gets me frisky, and summer hunks frolicking on the beach in their bikini briefs get me even friskier, so Shore Thing was a sure thing guaranteed to turn me on, get me hot, frisky and ready to frolick!  We’re treated to four spectacularly sexy scenes with hunky studs exploring each other’s bodies with passion and tenderness exquisitely combined for intense satisfaction.  Starting with a story of a lost cock-ring deliberately placed to lure a hunky young stud back for some super sexy cock-play, Shore Thing takes us on a ride of ecstasy and exploration as these hunky studs delight with their sexy foreign language (hearing their husky tones speaking a language I don’t understand as they seduce each other just makes the hair tingle on the back of my neck and the horniness and hardness rise in my pants) and amaze with their cock-handling skills as they produce some of the best male bonding footage I’ve ever had the pleasure of viewing.

A super sexy shower scene is second in the line-up, and these two hunks don’t waste any time getting straight into the action.  The sensuality emanated from this couple as they kissed, caressed, sucked and eventually fucked in several positions while the water beat down on their hot naked bodies.  You’re definitely treated to some excellent eye-candy in Shore Thing, and the rest of the movie kept up the pace with a poolside pounding coming next that featured some sexy toe-sucking and close-up rimming and a whole variety of fuck positions in and out of the water.   Of course, what summertime beach experience is complete without the image of super-sexy studs jumping up and down and bouncing those cute asses in a friendly game of volleyball, and Shore Thing delivers exactly what we want with a final ridiculously hot threesome scene that blew my mind as well as my load.  Five spectacularly sensual swishes to the left for Shore Thing.

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First I have to say that I never knew that hunky Vulcan vision of studliness that plays Sylar on Heroes and Frankenstein somehow had a lovechild…but we get to see this musclebound product of two cro-magnon skulls with a heroic hard-on of his own. I wouldn’t mind getting an up close and personal Vulcan nerve pinch from him…anyways, this is a movie about some fun-loving guys finding they have more in common than just their own physical development and how they can help each other grow.

These prime packages of meat show that there is no time or place that they won’t appreciate another well developed physique and that they enjoy savoring each other’s muscley forms from one end to another and also in and out of these ends. The youthful enthusiasm that these studs in Workin’ It Up bring to the screen translated well to enthusiasm for me as a viewer as my own love-muscle began workin’ it up.

I’m sure if they continue working out like this they will find that they have helped each other’s growth in their bodies and appreciations of them.

Three big twirling swishes for Workin’ It Up, and I hope to see another lean, mean muscley sequel soon.

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