This movie pays homage (or should that be homoage) to the world’s most institutionalized way of having men meet men and share that bond (and bondage) of masculinity in an environment of their own…The World’s Navies.  There is just something breathtakingly hot and arousing about seeing a young stud wearing those uniforms with the flared out pant legs…the way they conform to the cute little butts, the oh so white and pure shirts with the floppy naughty nautical ties that say ‘ahoy sailor’ and those darling little white bucket sailor hats.  Very Basic Training brings that special something to you with an oceanic swell of pleasure in your pants.

These semen squirting seamen build up speed and momentum just like any battleship, destroyer or PT boat (I don’t know what a PT boat is, but it sure sounds fun and kinky) until the middle scene where we’re treated to a couple spunky sailors making some waves with each other.  So appropriately, Very Basic Training is like a very basic but fun wave…it starts off with a nice swell and reaches a peak that you ride and then brings you down with a bit more fun to finish your trip on the wave.  So even though Very Basic Training wasn’t the most hardcore tale of military machoism it was still entertaining and make me wonder if the word ’semen’ actually came from the word seamen, because they shoot such prodigious loads.  A couple of naughty nautical swishes to Very Basic Training and it would be nice for them to make a more hardcore version…special forces, recon or whatever.

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Honey, I’ve always had a thing for those hunky guys who sign-up and fight to defend our country, yes those sexy sassy military men who train hard, work hard and play hard are my kind of guy.  So when I found this title in the movie database I just had to pull it out and play with it a little.  The testosterone pumping through Caught In The Military 2 is in complete overload with tight muscled studs and well-defined hunks dominating the action, and I must say, I was in absolute heaven!  If you’re looking for the kind of physical discipline only the military can dish out, then look no further than this movie, it will rock your socks off well into the night.

Four scenes of sexual splendor tantalized my senses in every which way, from the uniforms themselves (there’s just something about the cut of a military uniform on a well-toned guy that sends my pulse racing and leaves me breathless and giddy) to the incredibly fabulous action these ‘Joe’s’ display in every single scene.  They’re all oral masters and work those cocks with their mouths like they’re devouring the most succulent fruit; tasting, licking, sucking and teasing with their masculine mouths wrapped solidly around every inch of these well-endowed shafts.   Mmmm the sex in Caught In the Military 2 was outrageously good, with one-on-one scenes as well as threesome scenes, and I’m telling you, the action never let up!  Even if you’re not into military guys like me, this film has all the hot steamy sex you want with big muscular guys like we all enjoy.  Five salutes and swishes to Caught In the Military 2.

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It feels so good to be bad! F’lamin Yon here attempting to step on the dark side while reviewing Body Shoppe’s Devil Dogs Film 1

But of course this is another film where youngans are brought together to talk about pussy and masturbate. F’lamin Yon must be PMSin because negative thoughts come to mind… Mr. Cameraman will again grope these youthful cocks like we are used to seeing.

Scene 1 has two boys flipping through pussy magazines and watching a porno and jack off. Kinda boring…

In the second scene the two performers (one of whom has shaved his pubic hair and the other guy with some cute tattoos) are basically doing a repeat of scene 1 with the exception of talking to some slut. Still boring…

There is a young man in scene 3 who does an okay solo. He’s a little nervous at first (maybe because of a gross cameraman). F’lamin Yon begins to get excited until…his balls have a severely red rash?!?! Onto the next scene…

The fourth scene features a cowboy and a very unattractive bald boy who have a boring conversation about pussy. F’lamin Yon almost fell asleep…

Scene 5 finally comes around and stars 3 boys (2 are cute) and yes, you guessed it, flip through some pussy mags while watching a porno. One guy sucks the cocks of the two other guys (even though everyone claims to be straight) and actually ends up getting fucked by one of the guys. It was about time—face towel time.

The last scene caused 1 face towel to be used to wipe off the TV. If you are new to watching pornos, this may be a way to break yourself in. It’s softcore in F’lamin Yon’s book—F’lamin Yon is a veteran and Body Shoppe does not cut it anymore. Different strokes for different folks… Muah!!!

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At a special club, the words “I like men in uniforms” can take you to the heights of pleasure in Video 10’s “Uniforms Only”. These sexy soldiers and sailors keep their guns polished and practice good teamwork in the true spirit of great porn!

The scene opens up to a couple of studs entering a club under the secret code “I like men in uniforms.” Well so does F’lamin Yon! Where is this club? The two studs are playing pool, a great activity if you like to play with balls. One speaks German while the other speaks English, but lust is a universal language. The two start making out and the English officer gets stripped and tasted. They move to an empty pool table where the German officer sucks him off, then rims his sexy ass. His fingers slid into the English ass as he explores the territory. The German officer continues to suck his new friend off before he gets a good cock sucking himself. Finally, the English officer gets bent over the pool table and his ass is pounded hard and fast by his new friend. They reach their peeks with a good jerk off and their money shot is very nice.

The next scene has a hottie sliding down onto a bright pink dildo. The officer is soon joined by a soldier, who enjoys the show for a bit. He strokes his meat then gets the officer to suck him off. Later, the soldier rims and fingers the officer’s tight ass before sliding his cock into him. He gives him a much better ride than that pink dildo could give. But, it is not forgotten as the officer sucks on it while he gets fucked. They both cum in a spray of semen and the scene ends.

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Speaking of se(a)men, the next hotties to enter are sailors! Nothing like men who are looking for something long and hard! One plays pinball, while the other watches his moves. The sailor in white makes a bad pun and tries his hand at the pinball game. But he’s more interested in the other sailor. The two shipmates start making out and stripping down. The first with a cock in his mouth is the sailor in blue. He sucks off his sexy shipmate, giving his mast a good polishing. The two jerk themselves off for the other’s viewing pleasure before there is more cock sucking. Up on the pinball machine, the sailor in white sucks off his friend then fingers his tight ass. Finally, the sailor in white slides his cock into his shipmate and lets the waves of pleasure flow over them. He pounds him like a harsh surf until they both cum.

The last scene has two soldiers presenting their cocks to glory holes. One happy soldier quickly starts sucking and stroking the thick meat offered to him. Back and forth the soldier goes, sucking the flesh of his superior officers. One officer goes down into the pit to finger, then fuck the soldier with his thick meat. F’lamin Yon wonders how he gets something so big into that tight ring of flesh. The fuck and suck continues until the other officer joins in on the fucking. The underling is really getting his ass fucked hard. The three form a three-way fuck with the underling in the middle before they all cum.

F’lamin Yon was certainly standing at attention through this video! These studs were hot and ready to serve their country! Porn is an American way of life that F’lamin Yon is happy to support! Seven face towels were used to polish my gun. Muah, SIR!

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Video 10 gives new meaning to the term inspection with their video “Erection Inspection”. The soldiers are excited and curious to who will get inspected and who will get the passing grade!!

The first scene has an audio problem. It doesn’t match the video. The private is told there will be an erection inspection, right there. The officer undoes the private’s pants and starts sucking off the private’s privates! F’lamin Yon wants this job, where does he sign up? The officer must be used to these inspections, as he sucks down that cock well. He rubs his own cock against the private’s, then gives him a lesson in cock sucking. The private learns quickly and pleases his superior officer’s inspection. Next, his ass gets inspected with tongues and fingers. The last inspection is with the officer’s cock and the private seems to be passing. With a high cum grade this private passes his inspection!

The next scene has two soldiers getting ready for their own inspection. The sound is still off from the video but F’lamin Yon isn’t too distracted by it. One soldier decides to help his friend learn what an Erection Inspection is, so he drops his pants. The friend catches on fast, and swallows his thick meat into his throat. The two trade places, so the friend can get a good inspection himself. The two are hot and ready for some action as they trade places once again. Later, the finger inspects the soldier’s ass with his finger then his thick cock. It seems this soldier will get a good grade too! The two jerk themselves off at the end for extra credit.

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The third scene has a hottie scrubbing down the bathroom. His superior officer reminds him they are having a different kind of inspection, and proceeds to show him the proper way to have an erection inspection! F’lamin Yon is really considering joining the army now if he can get these kinds of thorough inspections. The officer sucks down his private’s cock, while he stays at attention like a good boy. But, his cock doesn’t seem to be following orders for a bit. The officer moves around for a good ass inspection while the soldier tries to teach his cock some proper standing lessons. Now at proper attention, he slides into the officer’s ass and proves he has superior training. They both cum, getting the bathroom floor all dirty again.

The last scene has one soldier asking his more experienced friend about the erection inspection. To prepare him, the kind friend decides to show him a full scale inspection. The friend starts fondling his fellow soldier, who quickly drops his pats, then sucks him off. Once his hard rod is hot the soldier sucks down his friend’s thick meat to get him ready for inspection. With his cock hard, the friend slides his thick meat into the soldier’s ass and fucks him. This inspection is going very well! The inspection nears its end and the two jerk themselves off until they make the passing grade.

What a great video, despite the obvious problems with the sound! F’lamin Yon announces he will be holding Erection Inspections on all cute guys he sees!! Be prepared!! Six face towels were used for this video. Muah!

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Video 10 makes F’lamin Yon run his hand up his flagpole with the hotties of the film “Gettin Off Base.” These South American studs make this reviewer want to drop down and give them twenty of whatever they want just as long as their bodies are involved!

The first scene shows a hottie cleaning things up at a photographer’s studio. A military stud shows up to get his picture taken, but the photographer is out at the moment. To pass the time, he decides to play a strategic move on the assistant. The two start making out and stripping down. They can’t keep their hands off each other and feel up each other as they strip. Finally the army boy gets a sucking and rimming much to his liking. He returns the favor in many positions and gives him a hot rimming. The two grind against each other until the army boy gets a good mouth fuck right against the wall. They grind some more before the blowjobs continue. Finally, the assistant rides the army boy’s big gun. Let’s see how far he can shoot! His aim is pretty good if the moans of the assistant are any indication. These two can’t stay still and fuck all over the studio! The assistant shoots first and it is a hit! Finally, the army boy also shoots and scores. Now to clean up the battlefield!

The studio is finally ready and the photographer is none the wiser to what went on. An army boy comes in for a quick photo, but all he wants is the face. As an artist, the photographer can’t settle for just that. He convinces the army boy to strip down for some still photos. He even undoes the army boy’s pants himself to reveal his hot body and his nice ass! This is hardly becoming a still photo shoot as the two start getting horny. The photographer helps out his hot model by sucking him off then offering up his body for some fun. The two stroke and grind against each other before the army boy sucks off the sexy artist. The artist later rims his beautiful ass and sucks him off. The two sixty-nine for a bit before the photographer gets to know his model in a deeper sense. He rides his cock into his ass and gives him one good session! The army boy cums first and takes a shot to the chest from the photographer to end the scene.

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In the third scene, a few hotties readxxxxxxxxxxxx an ad looking for gay models in military uniforms. The first one is very nice, the photographer loves him. The other two military hotties show up and he decides to use them all! A good idea since the military is about team work. A sexy couple is shown, the military one is being sent to the Amazon so he wants pictures of his lover in uniform. All three start making out and stripping down. The paler hottie gets the first cock sucking while the other rims him. They trade off blowjobs and rimmings between the three of them. Its almost too hard to keep track of who’s sucking who and who’s getting their ass rimmed. A double rimming is done while they grind against each other. Finally, there is a three way fuck then a fuck and suck. These boys want to do it all! Everyone gets a good ass fucking or gives one between the three. All three cum nicely to end the scene.

Back with the couple, they are making out and talking about the other’s leaving. They decide to pass the time until they part by having a little last minute fun. The lover sucks off his military man then gets fingered by him. He goes back to sucking him off then gets a boot and knee to the ass. A good rimming and prodding lead to some damn hot sex for the forlorn lover. This is definitely one way to give your lover a send off! The lover rides his army boy’s cock and loves the feel of it. It may be one of the last times he gets that thick cock in a good long while. The lover cums first soon followed by his army boy. The two photographers compare pictures but get horny from the sight. But the movie ends before we get to seem them make some photographic magic!

F’lamin Yon loves the arts and also loves sex! This combination of the two was pure magic! The studs were hotter than hell and the sex was steamy and sweet! These army boys really know how to make the most out of their leave! Seven face towels were used for this video! Muah, SIR!

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Three hot sailors enjoy some shore leave with their lovers and a new recruit in Heatwave Entertainment’s “Young Sailors“. These service men give damn good service to their partners and keep F’lamin Yon signaling for more!

The first scene has a napping over-alled hottie getting a surprise from his sailor lover. The sailor decides to show his friend how they do it out on a ship and the two start making out. They both strip down and the sailor starts to chart his way to his friend’s cock. The friend follows his map and sucks off the sailor in return. They trade blowjobs and grind their cocks against each other before the sailor mouth fucks his friend. A quick sixty-nine and they are back to sucking. The sailor then rims his sweet civilian and fingers his tight ass. There is a tease that the fucking is about to start, but it quickly moves back to blowjobs and fingering. The sailor’s cock teases his friend’s ass before the friend finally slides his ass down that pole and takes the sailor’s torpedo. Its a direct hit and its all systems go! The friend explodes first followed by the sailor.

More fun at sea as a sailor demands his lover get out of bed and clean the house. Instead, his lover goes straight for his cock and gives that a good wet wipe down. F’lamin Yon loves how he swabs the deck… but has to take his tongue ring out first. He swabs his deck in several positions, enjoying each one. Later the sailor fires his torpedo straight into his lover’s ass and pounds away. The two finish the scene with a mutual jerk off.

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The last scene has a recruiter talking with a new hottie who wants to join up. But his background is rather shady on the background check, so he’s not sure if he wants to let him continue. The hottie decides to show him his deck swabbing skills and strips the recruiter down to his Calvin Klein’s. He pulls his stock out of his undies and sucks down that thick piece of navy meat. The hottie strips down to reveal his camo undies, not very navy, but his cock is ready for some hot seaman action. The recruiter rims him right up onto the table and against the wall. This guy won’t sit still and keeps moving around. He even rips up his background check. The hottie goes back to sucking his recruiter and getting a good mouth fuck. The recruiter shows his own skills in torpedo shining to the hottie, who gets another good rimming. Finally, the recruiter sinks his cock deep into the hottie’s tight ass then lets him ride the waves. They take some acrobatic positions as the hottie screams his passions. The recruiter takes an authoritive attitude for a bit before they both jerk themselves off, which takes a little longer than needed.

F’lamin Yon always supports our boys overseas because they are damn hot! These sailors are no exception with their thick masts and ability to fire when ready! Seven face towels were used to sink F’lamin Yon’s ship! All aboard, Muah!

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