‘Deep Voice’  “Hey bitch…what were you doing while I was away ?  Im your daddy and don’t you forget it you little cocksucking bitch whore…I own your ass.”  Uh ohhhh thats what the cream fiolled delectable twinkies are going to hear when their top-daddies come walking through the door and find out what they’ve been doing to while away the hours. Mmmm now THAT would make a delightful movie in itself but probably a lot more bdsm action that what we get in While The Sugar Daddy Is Away.  If you ask me though these little twinks deserve a good spanking and fisting for misbehaving like this…or maybe punished by a couple days of no cock at all…I don’t know if they could take that.

While The Sugar Daddy Is Away is a movie that shows us that no matter how much you train and satiate some bottom-subs, they will still misbehave and be naughty when left to their own devices.  This movie consists of a montage of cock-loving twinks who are kept like birds in gilded cages but also make the most out of their alone time by contacting other twinkies and making sure that they end up not alone as they enjoy some afternoon delights together.  The sex itself was nothing special…average cock sizes, blowjobs and fuck scenes, but the knowledge of how naughty these young guys were being and knowing that they would get a good spanking or somesuch if caught just added an extra edge giving it enough excitement that I was able to get nice and hard and creamy in my jeanies with each scene.  It’s worth watching as you get the enjoyment from both the sexual level and the ohhhh someones being bad level and I salute While The Sugar Daddy Is Away with a stream of naughty semen swishes and hope they make a sequel called ‘When The Sugar Daddy Gets Home.’

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First off I have to say, I have never skateboarded…I am far too delicate and frankly I think if I fell and skinned my knees or hands I would just cry so hard I would start hyperventilating. I prefer my physical activities to take place in a bedroom or bathhouse. But I have seen enough skateboarding to know when someone is good and when someone sucks…thankfully our rainbow community has closet cases like Tony Hawk or this movie would convince people that just like white men can’t jump…gays can’t skateboard. Fortunately skateboarding isn’t the only thing they suck at, cos they are damn fine at sucking cock, so unless you’re watching this movie for the skateboarding (in which case honey, you have enough troubles as it is) you should get what you’re looking for.

My biggest problem was that either the camerawork was totally amateur or they were trying to copy that nauseating Hollywood fad of shaking the camera all over the place while filming…which I guess is okay if the hormones in the air had the cameraman shaking cos he was jacking his cock. But that wasn’t his excuse cos often it wasn’t even during sex scenes, so shame on him. But when you get down to it…and we all like getting down to it, the sex itself was fabulous and somehow each scene made me crave rushing to the store and getting some Hostess cream-filled Twinkies…I wonder why that would be. The youthfulness and lust really comes through regardless of that naughty cameramans atrocious work and streamers ribbons and swishes to Southern California Skate Boarders Film 4, now I’m off to get some cream-filled Twinkies and get that creamy filling all over my lips to lick it off.

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Big Reward is another Big Example of the fact that the French (especially the Canadian ones) are liars never to be trusted and horrible lovers regardless of the reputation that may precede them. With a title like Big Reward you would think that they were talking about something Big. Well honey if they were talking about length in any way…be it length of cock or length of movie then it’s just more French Canadian lies.

When I go into a restaurant and order myself something to eat and enjoy, the common denominator is that it is filled with meat and after I’m finished I’m filled with meat. This is the same formula for when I’m having sex and the desire to see some meat on my men (especially the part of them that matters most) endures in the choice of the porn I watch.

Maybe there are some men out there who enjoy playing with a swizzle stick in their mouth and sucking on a straw instead of slurping on salami…well according to Big Reward there definitely are because they are in this movie, unless these silly willies are what the French call big. No wonder their women are evidently such sluts that they seek attention from foreigners instead of their own men. I certainly wouldn’t want these dopey looking pale twinks in my bed either.

I highly recommend not watching this movie and finding one of the others I’ve reviewed with nice large cocks and beefy men like Incummin’ Fire. Nothing swishes or does anything for Big Reward.

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Mmmmm…three words for you honey, Gay Tor Ade. These twinkie boytoys show that Hostess isn’t the only one with cream-filled twinkies as they eagerly suck each other’s cocks using their spit-shines for lube and then hopping on for a ride.

I was a little disappointed from the title because when I read Man Juice I pictured getting to see more cans filled with cream soup than at the local supermarket (which also has the cutest twinkie little bagboy whom I one day hope to bag). Even though there were less fluids flowing than I assumed, those sweet tight asses getting spread open and those sweaty youthful lithe lean bodies glistening with sweat as they fucked was certainly enough to get my juices flowing.

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I do wish the lighting had been better, especially for some of those cum shots, but overall I certainly got my fill watching these yummy twinks get theirs filled and give Man Juice three swinging swishes to the left.

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Helloooo…can anyone say racial stereotyping…I knew you could and obviously so can the people who made these Size Does Matter movies. Don’t get me wrong honey, I love a good yummy chocolate stick to suck on and a muscular black stallion to ride as much as the next guy but couldn’t they find any well-hung white guys for this movie too ? I mean I know I’ve seen some and the eye at the end of my cock has loved watching the endowment of Jeff Palmer and some other alabaster Sex-Gods with their chiseled physiques, and in my opinion this kind of movie only reinforces stereotypes and makes average or under-hung mahogany men feel as though they are lacking.

Now that I’ve said my social piece, on with the show and my opinion of it…loved it!!

While these lean mean fuck machines only got to do one-on-one sex they still managed to make the most out of the lethal weapons they were packing…we’re talking intense fudge-packing action and some of the hungriest cock-sucking I have ever been lucky enough to see, and the first scene with the young white guy getting to service the well-hung muscular iron-thewed ebony titan made me salivate from both my mouth and my cock in anticipation of what was to come.

Size Does Matter 5 is something you can watch time and again and always get something out of it and something out of you.

Four big swishes around the world for Size Does Matter 5.

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Another sexy short by Macho Man in the form of the video, Tender Chickens. F’lamin Yon’s hunger is aroused (along with something else) by this erotic film.

The next scene starts innocently enough with a sexy hunk needing a ride home. This good Samaritan ends up making out with him in the elevator and carries it right into the bedroom. These two hunks are hungry for some tender meat and can barely contain their lust for each other. Scott, the blonde hottie, gives his lover a spirited rimming before they rub their bodies all over each other. That black text screen is back as it describes just how much Scott likes things in his ass. As it disappears, Scott gets several dildo’s up in his ass before both he and his lover cum, again prompted by a black text screen.

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The last scene opens up with a long-haired muscular hunk getting a drugged drink from a sexy dancer. F’lamin Yon does not approve of this as the dancer even says the hunk has a girl friend and doesn’t normally do guys! Not a good thing to do to someone just for sex! Despite all this, the sex is very good and the cum shot is fantastic. Next time the dancer should just try to win him over the old fashion way.

Tender Chickens makes F’lamin Yon anything but tender! Hot bodies and even hotter action make for a great film! Macho Man just needs to cut out the black text screens and the open use of a drug just to get someone to fuck him that they normally wouldn’t do. I know its porn but that’s not something to be advertised. Despite all this, F’lamin Yon used seven face towels thanks to the hot sex and loud lust-filled screams. To the bathroom for a wash up!! Muah!!!

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While F’lamin Yon knows there’s a beast inside all of us, Macho Man takes it one step further in “Man Animal.” Though yours truly could have done without the make up department, it still showed some very hot sex!

A horny blonde hunk wants some play time with his lover in scene one, but the only thing his lover wants to do is sleep. He’ll have none of that talk and uses his mouth to convince his lover to stay awake. He is quickly wide awake with a hot mouth sucking on his thick cock. A sixty-nine breaks out with sucking and rimming. Now his hot young lover wants his cock buried in his ass, so he mounts up for a very hot round of sex followed by a great cum shot.

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This scene starts with two guys discussing the other’s nightmare. Suddenly F’lamin Yon thinks he’s in one as the dark-haired hottie is suddenly sucking on a dog-faced man’s cock (literally, the man looks like a dog). Not even some toy play with a shiny ball can really pull this scene up. The masked canine mounts up with a cock ring and rides the hapless young man. It ends with a howling cum shot across the hunk’s face. F’lamin Yon is not interested in that doggie in the window!

The last scene has our two boys talking again, but this time, our dark-haired hunk gets some real loving from his friend’s hot mouth. F’lamin Yon thinks this is great therapy to forget that nightmare! They switch places to taste each other’ cock before the hot dreamer gets a real man’s cock in his ass, and he gets pounded nicely. Another great cum shot ends the scene.

This is a truly good video to watch if you can ignore the Man Animal dog mask. Macho Man could do without their make-up department sometimes. But the sex was very hot and had F’lamin Yon panting hard! Five face towels were used to clean up the screen. Who let the hunks out? Muah Muah Muah!!!

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